I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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