if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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