I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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