I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Randomize
