I look better un-naked...
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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