forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
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