If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I just threw up on my dentist
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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