glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
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