So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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