Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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