Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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