It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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