It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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