I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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