i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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