Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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