whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
you will always have a special place in my vag
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
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