On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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