I seem to have left my pride at pride
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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