I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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