so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I need moral support for this bender
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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