i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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