have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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