If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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