Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Randomize
