im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I met the friendliest cop last night
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
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