Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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