Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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