She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
I think im going to throw up on grandma
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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