I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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