And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
There's even glitter on my cock...
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