Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
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