Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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