If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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