In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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