Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize