Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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