'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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