we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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