Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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