i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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