I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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