Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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