i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Randomize
