I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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