so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Randomize
