Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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