her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
third nipple confirmed
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
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