How has he not realized you're pregnant?
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A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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