Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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