saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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