A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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