I'm jealous of your bromance
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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